It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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