Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
