Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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