He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
worst night to have a conscience
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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