Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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