Is it normal to miss your booty call?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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