Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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