You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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