Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I seem to have left my pride at pride
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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