we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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