I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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