and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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