we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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