A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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