in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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