Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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