DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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