Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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