so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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