I wannas sexs uuuuu
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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