id be glad to
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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