I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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