Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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