This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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