I heard we made out
P.S. I can't hear my feet
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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