Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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