school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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