Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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