I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I need a beard to bite.
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