He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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