so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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