LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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