So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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