I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize