Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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