Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Still dying that you shit outside
My penis needs a shock collar
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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