Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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