is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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