nut hugger
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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