Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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