none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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