white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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