we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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