do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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