I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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