You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Duck Duck Cougar?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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