Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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