i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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