Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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