ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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