i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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