Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
