It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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