The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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