Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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