you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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