Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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