smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
