Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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