If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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