On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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